She got hit by a car and I guess it was pretty bad so she’s still in the hospital.
Will she be alright? Do you need anything?

I’m fine… but Stacie isn’t. She got hit by a car.
She what?

Hospitals aren’t as fun as Scrubs made me think they are. The crappy food and the uncomfortable chairs are pretty much the icing on this terrible cake.
Why are you at the hospital? Are you okay?

I quit my job and my boss called my Dad who told my Mom who told Grace… So that’s fun. I had surgery, Megan. Like last week. It’s not a huge deal. I’m tons better now. I didn’t want to advertise it.
Ahh, I see why they keep calling you then. Why did you quit though? And if you don’t mind me asking, who is Grace?
Oh. Are you sure you’re okay? Is there anything I can do? I’m glad to hear you’re better though, Sebastian. If I could right now, I’d hug you, unless I can’t or something.

Avoiding calls from my parents and still under house arrest. You know the usual.
Avoiding? You must be really annoyed then. Are they calling you that much or what? Of course you are. What did you do this time?

How can a pretty thing like you be bored?
I have no clue. You tell me. I was thinking about going to go see Star Trek Into Darkness, but my roommate is nowhere to be found. So yeah, and what about you?

Knocked up? Engaged? Aren’t you getting ahead of yourself I think someone would have to remove that chastity belt you’re still wearing. I expect a shopping trip one of these days when I’m not busy since I haven’t really been all thwt updating lately. If Stevie is playing the phone game with you all because he’s getting reacquainted with his hand then I can’t even blame Grandpa for trying to move in on Stevie’s turf. He’s just so boring.
I have no idea why I said that, but I think I said that to mess with you. Sorry. Yeah, a shopping trip could do me some good. Oh, definitely. You seem like a busy lady, guapa. You think he is? I don’t know, Santana. I’m not going to sit around and wait for someone though. Who the hell is Grandpa? Wait, are you talking about Hunter? You better not be, love. I really like, Santana. Like a lot.
Don’t ugh fine me the fact that you thought it was okay not to tell me for this long should take away some of that sass you’ve been saving up. He’s in New York and you’re in La and I’m not gonna get on the fact that I never see you. You talk to Stevie yet?
I know, and I apologize. I promise to never keep anything like this from you again, so if I end up getting knocked up or engaged out of the blue, you will be the first to know. I know, I know. Forgive me, okay? I will make it all up to you. I promise you that. But okay, I went to go see him for a week, and I planned on going to see Stevie. He has yet to return my calls or texts though, so yeah. He came for a week not too long ago, and then he came again. So I’ve been pretty happy, but I know I need to tell Stevie. I want to too, but I’m still waiting for a response from him.